Welcome SIA Attendees…

Peter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:08:38 +0000

Show your SIA (Snowsports Industries America) badge at The Robusto Room any day during the show and get your first well or draft for FREE!

Thursday: Free Texas Hold em Poker. DJ Kinetik. $3 all draft beers
Friday: DJ Danny Marin. $4 Van Gogh Vodka (all flavors)
Saturday: DJ Mada. $4 Vodka Red Bull & $3 John Daly shots
Sunday: Beer Pong / Flip Cup. $9 Bud Light Pitchers & $12 other pitchers

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Customer Reviews (Hilarity Ensues)

Peter — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:37:25 +0000

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

17,970 of 18,137 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008

By	B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Read Additional Comments Here… Trust me. Do it!

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Peter — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:35:29 +0000

Live Comedy goes Monthly

Peter — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:54:05 +0000

We are making some changes to our Sunday nights and introducing Flip Cup / Beer Pong starting at 8pm every Sunday. Comedy will now be held once a month on the 3rd Sunday. Instead of an open-mic format that it was, it will now feature headliners and bigger talent. Stay tuned for details on the next big comedy show in February!

Operation Hope Montecristo Cigar Event to Benefit Haiti Disaster Victims

Peter — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:03:22 +0000

Join us on Friday, January 22nd at 7pm for a spectacular evening of Cigars, Camaraderie and Caring to benefit The Montecristo Relief Organization: Rebuilding the hopes and dreams of natural disaster victims in Haiti.

Donation is $75 for which you will receive 3 Montecristo cigars, a premium Montecristo cigar cutter and torch lighter and free Macallan Scotch tasting all valued at over $125!

HELPING HAITI DISASTER VICTIMS
In response to the devastating earthquake that struck Haiti this week causing catastrophic damage, human suffering and loss of life, The Montecristo Relief Organization is immediately donating $25,000 to Food For the Poor, a group already on the ground in Haiti providing vital assistance. Food For the Poor is responding to this terrible tragedy by supplying desperately needed nonperishable food and water to the earthquake victims immediately and will continue to provide ongoing aid and relief for rebuilding efforts.

MONTECRISTO TO MATCH DONATIONS
In addition, the Montecristo Relief Organization will match dollar for dollar the first $125,000 in contributions made by Altadis U.S.A. employees, customers, consumers and vendors. If you would like to contribute and have your donation matched by the Montecristo Relief Organization, please send your check made payable to Food For the Poor to:

Montecristo Relief Organization, Haiti Earthquake Relief
c/o Altadis U.S.A.
PO Box 407179
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33340-7166

subURBAN is tonight!

Peter — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:32:28 +0000

|||…………………….subURBAN………………….|||
|||………….”urban grime in the cul-de-sac”……….|||
|||….4th Sat every month at The Robusto Room….|||

“subURBAN” is this Saturday, Jan 23rd at The Robusto Room with giveaways by BC Surf & Sport (thanx to one of your hosts David Baker (Dbo) of BC Surf & Sport). Ladies get free updos by Denver’s top stylists from Rockstar Industries, Inc. and discount cards for this amazing salon

Come to The Robusto Room on the 4th Saturday of every month for the monthly night of mayhem where we feature giveaways from a new company each month; $4 vodka Red Bulls & $3 John Daly shots (Sweet Tea vodka shot!); plenty of ways to get yourself arrested and electro/brit-pop/hip-hop & mashup sounds by legendary Denver DJs:

Boyhollow (Lipgloss, Shag)
DJ Mada (Jet Hotel, Wicked Garden)

PS: The making of this “subURBAN” pic was an adventure to say the least. Easily the most drunken, disasterous yet hilarious photo shoot ever done. The final result is amazing but the outtakes are probably just as good. There were shotguns, .357 Smith & Wessons hand guns, chainsaws, powersaws being used on frozen turkeys and plenty of cheap vodka involved. Sorry if some are offensive. Actually we’re not sorry at all. The rest of the shots are here, enjoy!

RSVP for this event on Facebook here

People Not Welcome at The Robusto Room

Peter — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:33:54 +0000

These are people that are not welcome at The Robusto Room.

-Lookin Bro’ by Mac Lethal

A Low Glam NYE

Peter — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:57:42 +0000

Come ring in the New Year at The Robusto Room at our ‘Low Glam NYE party‘. There is no cover, no expensive bar minimums and no oppresive dress code requirements. Midnight champagne toasts are so gauche and lame, so instead we’re doing a midnight shot toast – remember, this is low-glam. The entertainment is by local favorite, DJ Kinetik – originally from New Orleans, he has played with De La Soul, Digable Planets, Blackalicious, Galactic & more. He spins a refreshing blend of New Orleans funk, afrobeat, hip-hop and raregroove. So bring your friends for a high-glam night with low-glam requirements.

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DJ Scene at The Robusto Room

Peter — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:15:11 +0000

DJ Scene (Las Vegas: Resident at MGM Grand) flew in for a one night special event at The Robusto Room and rocked the crowd! Check out the video below and the pictures on Facebook. DJ Scene is a part of Deckstar, the same label that rocks other huge artists like DJ AM (RIP), Steve Aoki and DJ Jazzy Jeff. Our very own DJ Mada got the night started and DJ Scene showed the crowd why he is one of the most recognized names in the DJing business. The night was a blast.

MyDiscountCigar.com v2.0

Peter — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:40:52 +0000

Our newly rebuilt online store www.MyDiscountCigar.com is finally live! We have done some major overhauling in the hopes that the increased functionality will make your cigar shopping experience, more robust and enjoyable. Please feel free to let us know about your thoughts and suggestions. Poke around and check out some of the new features…